by Travis Crane

Anyone can make a meme about anything these days, including cannabis. Where do weed memes come from? That’s like asking who invented grilled cheese sandwiches.

Wherever they came from, it doesn’t take long to find a stockpile of cannabis-related memes with the help of a Google search. But digging through them all to the find the best can be tiresome. Sometimes, you just want to sit back with a bowl and take some puffs while laughing your ass off at some great memes without having to do all the work of finding them.

Well pal, you’re in luck because I did all the work for you. Check out our list of the best weed memes that we’ve curated while scouring the dark depths of the meme world.

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Why is that we get off work for all other major holidays, but not 4/20? It’s, like, totally not fair. Plus you can only fake appendicitis on the same day every year for so long before the big cheese catches on. That’s when you start seeing this look.

4/20 isn’t just a holiday for cannabis lovers everywhere. For some, it’s a religious sacrament in which one worships the glory that is cannabis and all the great joy and good health the plant can bring to the world. There’s even a real Church of Cannabis in Denver. For the magic guy in the sky so loved the earth that he sprouted up some dank bud for all his people to enjoy.

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This one is for everyone whose knowledge of the metric system comes from weed. Here’s to everyone’s real favorite gram out there. Also, we made a crash course on weed measurements — just for you. You’re welcome.

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Why make 4/20 a once a year occasion when you can celebrate 4:20 every single day? Sure it might make the actual holiday a little less important, but it’s all about appreciation, and appreciating good cannabis every day at 4:20 can’t be wrong when it feels oh so good.

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We did some digging to find out what 420 means. The history of the holiday may be very confusing, and even non-existent for all we really know, as the most concepts about the creation of 4/20 are mainly speculation. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t blaze it up and celebrate the genius (or geniuses) that gave us this glorious day.

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You know when you’re at a party and pull a joint out, and some guy yells, “What’s that smell? Who is smoking MARIJUANA?!?” as he proceeds to come tell you that it’s just like cigarettes and it makes you stupid, all the while chugging a cheap canned beer that is destroying his liver? This meme is for that guy. Screw you, guy.

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You might not be able to reach Johnny Cash level of baked, especially considering he was most likely on more than just cannabis. You can sure as hell try though.

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This is more a quote than a weed meme, but it says quite a bit about how cannabis use is viewed currently in prohibition states, which is more sad-but-true than funny.

Maybe that post-high stomach ache is from a severe case of the giggles, or from eating a whole box of Pop Tarts. Or a combination of the two. If the munchies hit you hard, we’ve come up with a few munchies hacks.

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We all know that one friend that can’t even split a bill after dinner, but as soon as cannabis comes into the mix they get all Albert Einstein with a scale and mental math. Need an ounce split seven ways? This friend has you covered. P.S. This means one pound of weed.

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Not much is worse than having a great time with your friends, smoking some great bud, only to run out right in the middle of the smoke sesh.

weed memes 11Is it just me, or does trying to act less high make you seem even higher? Just keep holding your eyes as wide open as they will go, and remember confidence is key!

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When you said you were going to take a tolerance break two weeks ago, but kind of forgot to do it. Hey, at least you tried for a minute.

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Always make sure you keep the water on deck to combat your mouth turning into the Sahara. After all, the last thing we want is to turn into a sponge in a pineapple under the sea.

Have you ever taken such a big hit that you felt your head expand to the point of almost exploding? Me too. Warning: also tends to happen your first time dabbing. P.S. if you don’t know the difference between a bong and a bowl, get straight with our guide to weed slang.

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When you’re so baked you think a calculator is an alarm clock, then act surprised the next day when you remember you did it as a joke the night before but forgot it was a joke.

Sometimes the music becomes more than just a sound… Like a smell, man. You could taste it too, if you really try. No wonder listening to music tops the list of fun things to do while high.

 

This guy looking totally baked serves as the prompt for a lot of funny weed memes. Here’s just one of many funny stoned question memes. The more time you spend in the weed memosphere, the more you’ll see this guy’s face.

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Why do people that suck at rolling always want to roll? I get it, you want to learn to roll a joint. But it’s smoking time. Let the pros work.

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“What happened?” the dank nug asked.
“You got smoked.”

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If you always happen to find an extra lighter in your pocket after leaving a smoke sesh, you might be a lighter thief. Get help.

Hundreds of weed memes are still floating out there in stoner imaginations, waiting to be made. However, when you feel too lazy to do any generating or searching for yourself, you can count on our list of weed memes to separate the dank from the schwag.

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